So today I'm going to talk about my bro Christian.
Fact #1. He's mega yummy.
He's strong and determined. He has a temper to match his body and dude, that body is ALL hard. He's a sporty guy, so he's very fit (that's what I meant by the way? pervs) and he does crazy dangerous things like ride horses and hit balls with long iron sticks.
Hehe.
And he looooooooooooves me. He kisses me goodnight and everything. Yeah I know what you're thinking. Oh yeah. He hugs and kisses me and wuvs me. How's that for a little creepy with your breakfast?
He doesn't quite worship me the way Nicholas does, but well, Christian is the older brother in this little family shindig so he's supposed to be the more mature type, right?
He has a secret place that I'm going to reveal one day, right here! A la PEREZ HILTON.
Ok I'm kidding. If my brother ever deigned to tell me his secrets, I would never publish them. If he deigned. But he hasn't.
Fact #2. He keeps secrets from me.
LE GASP OF SHOKU. I know!!!! I mean, from ME! ME! His precious younger brother! His SUN! His MOON! His WEED--er--FLOWER!
How dare he?!
Well, I'd squeeze it out of him but I'm afraid he might punch me. You see all in all...
Fact #3. Despite appearances, Christian is a violent guy.
I mean, granted, this can be useful when he's, say, trying to protect me from old perverts who want to cop a feel of my sweet sweet bisexual ass.
But for the most part, it's just a slightly scary warning sign slapped on his perfectly calm forehead.
You know what? I should train, and then test his temper, and see if I can take him. I oughtta! Once upon a time, I could slam Michelangelo into a wall... then again he was usually permissive because the slamming was followed with some heavy making out BUT STILL GODDAMNIT.
Yes, that will be my mission, to make:
Fact #4. I can totallly take him
TRUE.
Hey, I've had to fend off my share of men when he's not around, and I've got a mean right hook!
Plus I look cute doing it, and who else can say THAT? Am I right? Am I right?
Now who's your disco daddy?
Squiggles,
Disco Stick
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