Tuesday, February 17, 2009

As a good kink would say... "You Don't Say"

According to Doreen Virtue's Angels (Or ALL angels? I guess?):

"All food has vibration, and you want to vibrate as high and fine as you feel attuned to. Eat a diet of fresh fruits and vegetables, nuts, and whole grains, which have the highest vibrational frequencies. Avoid meats, dairy, alcohol, sugar, chocolate, and caffeine, which have the lowest vibrations. And remember that the essence of all foods you eat affects you long after the food is digested and gone."

So... that rules out pizza?

Who wants to be my trainer?

Cardio for 20 minutes every day? (Check)
Protein for breakfast, proteins and veggies for lunch and soup or cereal for dinner? (Check)
Tea, Water and Soy Milk? (Check)
Yoga? (Check)

Weight Loss: None

I must be from another planet.

Nude

If I'm going all out there, might as well make it a project. I'm posing nude for a David Rose. I'll let you guys know when the show opens at the NY Gallery... I think it's supposed to be used for an exhibit and then an auction of sorts. It's for a good cause. Proceeds will be donated to... I'll get back to you on that one.

From: Owl / To: Kink & Bee

This is the Leather Pride Flag. Yes, such a thing exists. For all you deviants with S&M in their heads. I wonder who will tout it more proudly.

I Didn't Expect This To Be Accurate

It's cool to blog about yourself sometimes, so long as it doesn't turn obsessive (huh). Like you're possessed by a demon or something... you know? ;)

I took the Jung Personality Test & Career Indicator. I wonder why Elizabeth doesn't just do that? I mean, no use wondering around endlessly about yourself. Most answers are pretty darn simple.

I'm The Composer:

More than the other Artisans, Composers are in tune with their senses, and so have a sure grasp of what belongs, and what doesn't belong, in all kinds of works of art. While the other Artisans are skilled with people, tools, and entertainment, Composers have an exceptional ability-seemingly inborn-to work with subtle differences in color, tone, texture, aroma, and flavor.

Although Composers often put long, lonely hours into their artistry, they are just as impulsive as the other Artisans. They do not wait to consider their moves; rather, they act in the here and now, with little or no planning or preparation. Composers are seized by the act of artistic composition, as if caught up in a whirlwind. The act is their master, not the reverse. Composers paint or sculpt, they dance or skate, they write melodies or make recipes-or whatever-simply because they must. They climb the mountain because it is there.

This ability to lose themselves in action accounts for the spectacular individual accomplishments of some Composers, and yet on their social side they show a kindness unmatched by all the other types. Composers are especially sensitive to the pain and suffering of others, and they sympathize freely with the sufferer. Some have a remarkable way with young children, almost as if there were a natural bond of sympathy and trust between them. A similar bond may be seen between some Composers and animals, even wild animals. Many Composers have an instinctive longing for the wilds, and nature seems to welcome them.

Composers are just as plentiful as the other Artisans, say nine or ten per cent of the population, but in general they are very difficult to observe and thus greatly misunderstood. Very likely the difficulty comes from their tendency not to express themselves verbally, but through their works of art. Composers are usually not interested in developing ability in public speaking, or even in the art of conversation; they prefer to feel the pulse of life by touch, in the muscles, in the eyes, in the ears, on the tongue. Make no mistake, Composers are just as interested as other types in sharing their view of the world, and if they find a medium of non-verbal communication-some art form-then they will express their character quite eloquently. If not, they simply remain unknown, their quietness leaving their character all but invisible.
I'm shocked to say I relate. In fact, now I'm more inspired than ever. I think I'll work on that song now, or my version of the ratatouille.