Thursday, September 3, 2009

Cup of Tea? Anyone?

Humankind is destined to rot and swell up and die. Humankind is evil to its kin. No one will cut you a break if you give them the benefit of the doubt. No one will give you a second chance. So I'm young and I'm pissed, and I don't care anymore. ~ Lucille "Don't Give A Damn" Delton
So, um... I'm moving in to your apartment at a good time, right?

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I've cared about others expecting something in return. I was so wrong. In the end, we all fend for ourselves. A smile is not returned with a smile in this world. ~ Lucille "World Has Fucked Me Over Enough" Delton

Does that mean you won't brew me some of your famous tea? Or make me a Sicilian Cassata as a welcome gift? Or a Chicken Taquito?... a campbell's soup?

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What I'm going to do? Who the hell cares? Maybe I'll take over Eric's little throne. Maybe I WILL be the first female to lead the Deltons. Why not? Maybe I'll go to Japan and visit Tokyo Tower. Why not? Whatever I want. Whatever I feel like doing. ~ Lucille "I'M MORE EMO THAN YOU" Delton

Ok we need to get one thing straight. Bitch you ain't going nowhere for a month, not while I'm around. We made a deal, and you're sealing it, consensually or tied up and screaming. Because I'm willing to do both. Then we'll see who feels like a damn great fucking (Keyword: Fucking) woman.






How's that for my cup of tea? Only a couple more hours till my flight lands! See you there honeybuns!

Rowr.

The Big Comeback

Yeah, I was gonna write some sort of big comeback, but the guy sleeping next to me on the airplane had a huge hissy fit and now they're making all of us turn off our electronic equipment, lest he start shouting "TERRORIST ACTIVITY" again.

I'm moving in with Lucille. Whee. There are more people coming along for the ride, and this might turn fun fun fun or naaaaasty.

Well. All in good cheer.

Hehe.

My new catch phrase: "Take a hit, not a hike"

HA! Suck it McDouche.

MUAH

Kisses and hugs from your sparkly disco stick ;)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Twitter Whore / Crush-whore

I can't help it, it's totally true, this is what I become when I'm in my twitter mode: http://tinyurl.com/86njv9

Anyway,
lots of stuff have been happening lately. #1, apparently in the world of crazy people getting wiped out by mysterious shadow creatures an actual story is being formulated. That is exciting, we see a plot yet!

#2 I have the hots for way too many people, I'm starting to think I'm a crush-whore.

#3 I had like way more to say a couple of days ago, but I ended up updating today and now I don't have that much to say... not even bothered by it, normally I'd be pissed off but meh.

#4 I should be at the gym right now. In fact, I'm starting to think today will be one of those days where I'm all dressed in my gym clothes and don't actually get around to moving my ass.

THERE IS HOPE YET: Around 6-ish or 7-ish, I might start playing Wii Fit. Har Har. It's not the same, I won't be burning off my usual 400 cals. B-U-T <3 I'll be doing friggin something and that's enough reason to be wearing my tennis shoes now.

Why am I so lazy today? It's friggin wednesday!

Hmm... I must get a twitter program for my Lord Percy. (BB)

Welcome to the blog world Lucille!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Behind The Scenes

I've been all over the world, I got reminded of that today while I stared at Christian's car keys. He has a little elephant mini-totem I brought from Sri Lanka. 

I'm quite adopted in case you didn't know. I am perfectly fine with this, I'm 22 and SO over it. But my former French half-sister still sends me embarrassing letters.

But today we had a little flash to the past. Suddenly everything can make sense. Sounds exciting... but now it's my turn to say: He worries me.

At the same time, for the briefest moment I re-lived a bit of those past feelings I had for Michelangelo. You'd think they'd never died. I also quasi-established that Veronique would be my wife. I wonder where that's all headed. Never mind that one of the reasons I got kicked out from my last foster family was for sleeping with my young step-brother's girlfriend... and then with him.

That's all in the past though right? ... Right?

I'm not there right now. I'm here. February 18. 18/2 - 2/18 

Right now, I just want to rest my head on his heart, see if I can calm it down, because I need it to keep beating steady and healthy. We're barely getting started.

I love him.

I Fix You

I feel kind of weird, like my hormones are on a rampage. Ok enough pregnant dude talk. 

I had a panini today and boy did I miss eating bread at least ONCE a day. I'd had cereal this morning around 7 AM and tonight I'll probably have some de-hydrated veggie soup. Don't know whether to say "yum" yet.

I have a new crack device. Let's see how that goes. 

I'm kind of missing someone... the day's barely getting started. 

Found an online image editor that works great if you don't have Photoshop installed (like me, because my laptop is crappage) 

www.pixlr.com

It's one of those extremely useful url's like tinypic, tinyurl or twitter.

Tofu in the DR

I'm going to the BVM now, because I need to fetch myself some pills. I didn't know that starting a diet meant I'd be a Space Man. I mean, isn't this what we'll eat in the future? PILLS?

Regardless, I'm experimenting with the notion of making a city guide blog for all closeted wannabe vegans out there in the DR. Any suggestions for names?

"Taquito Verde" anyone?

It sounds exciting and gives me a reason to go to the office. The only bad part is I'll have to take my crappage of a computer.

On the (TBA): Today I get my BB.

TBA: Upside or Downside

Good Vibrations, Cue Song.

So this is the result of "changing your frequency" in a diet huh? Every time I start a new diet, or I'm starting to get the hang of a new diet, I tend to go spastic.

I woke up at 7 AM today. Is that the hour GOD wants me awake or what? Sun came out and hit me in the eyes and you know what, I felt someone next to me get up and leave somewhere.

Huh. Where do you go that early in the morning?

It's 8:30 now, and most children are wrapping up first period at school. I graduated years ago, I'm a young, promising start-up entrepreneur of the new millennium. I do not need this early wake up crap!