Tofu in the DR

I'm going to the BVM now, because I need to fetch myself some pills. I didn't know that starting a diet meant I'd be a Space Man. I mean, isn't this what we'll eat in the future? PILLS?

Regardless, I'm experimenting with the notion of making a city guide blog for all closeted wannabe vegans out there in the DR. Any suggestions for names?

"Taquito Verde" anyone?

It sounds exciting and gives me a reason to go to the office. The only bad part is I'll have to take my crappage of a computer.

On the (TBA): Today I get my BB.

TBA: Upside or Downside

Good Vibrations, Cue Song.

So this is the result of "changing your frequency" in a diet huh? Every time I start a new diet, or I'm starting to get the hang of a new diet, I tend to go spastic.

I woke up at 7 AM today. Is that the hour GOD wants me awake or what? Sun came out and hit me in the eyes and you know what, I felt someone next to me get up and leave somewhere.

Huh. Where do you go that early in the morning?

It's 8:30 now, and most children are wrapping up first period at school. I graduated years ago, I'm a young, promising start-up entrepreneur of the new millennium. I do not need this early wake up crap!

As a good kink would say... "You Don't Say"

According to Doreen Virtue's Angels (Or ALL angels? I guess?):

"All food has vibration, and you want to vibrate as high and fine as you feel attuned to. Eat a diet of fresh fruits and vegetables, nuts, and whole grains, which have the highest vibrational frequencies. Avoid meats, dairy, alcohol, sugar, chocolate, and caffeine, which have the lowest vibrations. And remember that the essence of all foods you eat affects you long after the food is digested and gone."

So... that rules out pizza?

Who wants to be my trainer?

Cardio for 20 minutes every day? (Check)
Protein for breakfast, proteins and veggies for lunch and soup or cereal for dinner? (Check)
Tea, Water and Soy Milk? (Check)
Yoga? (Check)

Weight Loss: None

I must be from another planet.